Delectable, let us play a game
We’ll hide our hearts
So our sleeves are light
Then easier becomes the undressing
Because, in truth, I just want the pleasure
I get the rest of it from my Mrs
I do mean that as a compliment
She crawls into bed late at night
Having spent so long getting ready
Does she not know spontaneity is half the fun?
I turn my back and think of you
So will you play my game?
Oblige me, darling.
Give me something to dream of
When I lay with my baby maker
Just do as I say
You’re half my age?
Can’t you see my body doesn’t care?
This is our magic
She could never get that out of me
Stiff as a board
Oh, you like board games?
I think we’d do best if we talked less
Walk with me on the dark side